ABA Behavior Therapist -Putnam Valley, NY

ATTENTION ALL BEHAVIOR TECHS. DROP YOUR COFFEE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. A CASE HAS APPEARED. THE PROPHECY IS REAL. Scientists (we asked one) confirm this is the most exciting case in the history of cases.

WHERE: Putnam Valley, NY 10579 SETTING: In-home WHEN: Mornings, 9 AM to 2 PM (yes, you can be asleep for the entire evening shift) HOW MUCH: 25 hours per week PAY: So good your wallet might need therapy to process it MEET YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND/NEMESIS/CHAOS GOBLIN: Age: 4 years old Gender: Male Language: English-speaking, and he will use it.

At length. YOUR BCBA: Supporting you virtually. Supportive, responsible, and basically your professional guardian angel, just through a screen.

YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE IF: You’ve stayed calm while a small human explained why socks are a lie You can turn “NO!” into “okay, fine, let’s do it” faster than a magician pulls a rabbit You believe data collection is a love language You have snacks, stickers, and the unshakeable confidence of a gladiator Your poker face could win in Vegas PERKS: Real impact on a real kid’s life Backed by LBAPS National Mornings on the job, afternoons all yours Stories for every family dinner for the next 10 years Bragging rights.

Legendary ones. ⏳ Cases like this vanish faster than pizza at a staff meeting. TO APPLY: WhatsApp me NOW with your resume, availability, and hourly pay expectation. Destiny called. It left a voicemail. It said “25 hours a week.”